General Motors

This was me not too long ago, not my finest hour I know. See I was shopping for a used car and we all know how that emotionless process can go. But you know what? No one seems to understand. It might still be a used car, but it's new to me and I deserve to feel happy about this. Damn it well, guess what. Someone finally came along who did understand.No, not him. There we go, this guy. He showed me a whole new world called GM Certified Storytime, a place where shopping for a used car doesn't have to be a minefield of anxiety. Uncertainty, but a happy place.A magical library full of extra engaging tales, each one centered around the frustrating ups and downs of the used car.Roller coaster with the cast of Super relatable and quirky characters who discovered a little confidence along the way. You know I am amazing. So then my new friend took me through even more empowering success stories. Banner ads that let me choose the end to my adventure stories and Facebook and Instagram that cut to the chase in three quick panels.A crazy teaser. Before that weird workout video, my mom told me to watch. Even data powered Olay that features the equinox Lt and nightfall Gray Metallic that I had been looking at tons of memorable content that would make just about anyone smile. At least. I think that's a smile, but you know, it all just seemed a little too good to be true, so I wanted to talk to a GM certified pre-owned expert in stared him in the eyes, and I was like where are the hidden cameras and he said what hidden cameras and I said I must be on a hidden camera show and he said, right? Is she on a hidden camera show? And then I said that's exactly what a hidden camera show. Most would say so. I checked the plant, the pen sticking out of his pocket and the cactus man that had been following me around, and that's when it really hit me. This is for real, the warranty, the inspection, the roadside assistance in exchange policy. It's all there to do something that really hasn't ever happened in used car shopping to make people feel good, confident, happy before, during, and after and before I even knew it. Something changed. I felt like hey buying a used car doesn't have to be the pits. It really can be. Something with a fairy tale ending not just for me and her in this couple in the cactus that still following us around, but for you and for the millions of people out there who deserve to feel excited about their brand. Spanking used car because that's what a GM certified pre-owned vehicle comes with. Happiness and confidence and it all starts with the magical library and my new BFF over here. Wanna hear another story? Trust me, you totally do.

Imagine this today is the day you're presenting to your impossible to impress Boss who's favorite phrases. I absolutely hate it, but right now you're in the car with GAIL, your office bestie and she's trying to get you to hop aboard the all garlic diet train. To make things worse, you agreed to let Ernie join your carpool. His garden. Gnomes may be cute, but Ernie is easily the angry guy in the office. And before GAIL can finish saying. This was a bad idea. Earnings in the backseat doing what he does best. What does that bleeping smell? Garlic and now earnings launched into a tirade about his used vehicle and how the stupid bleeping thing broke down for the third bleeping time this month. But you're not gagging on garlic or peeved about the profanity because every Chevrolet Buick and GMC certified pre-owned vehicle goes through a rigorous 172 point inspection, which means they check a lot from the stereo to the windows to the air vents. Now that's a real benefit you don't get with used, so you don't have to deal with that foul stench or earnings four language. And after you told Ernie your certified pre-owned guy at the dealership will totally hook him up, he calmed the bleep bleep bleep down, which allowed you to clear your mind on your commute and knock that presentation out of the park, making your boss smile for the first time since 1976. At least you think that's a smile. Give real benefits and real happily ever after with Chevrolet Buick and GMC certified pre-owned. Vehicles on here another story.

Imagine this, you just moved to Arizona from the Midwest. You told yourself it's gonna be hot, but you weren't ready for the heat induced mirages. Thankfully, the air conditioning in your certified preowned vehicle is working great and working hard. Well, it was a second ago, so you take it to the dealership to get it checked out. You ask how much is this gonna cost me? You aren't looking forward to the answer, but then the guy says don't worry ma'am, it won't cost you a thing and you say won't cause the thing you're joking and he says Frank, are we joking? Frank does not joke so you say nothing and he says Nada Zip Zero nil and you say Neil and he says it's another way to say 0 and you say? What about the deductible and he says there is no deductible? You may even qualify for a loaner vehicle if we have to keep it overnight so you can get to where you're going so you stop and you stare him in the eyes. Then you say where are the hidden cameras and he says what hidden cameras and you say the hidden cameras I must be on a hidden camera show and he says Frank is she on a hidden camera show? And then you say that's exactly what a hidden camera show host would say. So you check the plant depends sticking out of his pocket and the cactus man who's been following you around all day and then it hits you. There are no hidden cameras. This is for real. Because when you buy a Chevrolet Buick or GMC certified pre-owned vehicle, you're covered with a bumper to bumper limited warranty. Now that's a real benefit you don't get with use, so you can stay cool no matter how hot it gets. Give real benefits and real happily ever after with Chevrolet Buick and GMC certified pre-owned vehicles when they're another story.

Imagine this, you're into the color blue. It's the best color ever. Obviously it started in childhood works its way into adulthood. You close your style, you're still blue. Eyes that mesmerized, at least that's what your friends say. And they're right. And just yesterday you got a certified pre-owned GMC Terrain in dark sapphire blue metallic of course, but then you saw her. She said call me red. And it was in that moment you realize you never gave fair consideration to the other colors, and maybe there's more to life than blue and epiphany of this magnitude leads you to take drastic action, and it's no problem at all, because every Chevrolet Buick and GMC certified pre-owned vehicle comes with a three day 150 mile exchange policy so you can swap out true blue for this rad red ride. A real benefit you don't get with used get real benefits in real happily ever after, with Chevrolet Buick and GMC certified pre owned. Devils money or another story?